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August 2011
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Yo' momma at Hogwarts
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Yo’ momma so fat the Sorting Hat put her in all four houses.
Yo’ momma so ugly the Dementor’s Kiss was swapped out for a hearty handshake and a promise to give her a call sometime.
Yo’ momma so fat she joined the Death Eaters ’cause she was hungry.
Yo’ momma so dumb they put the Sorting Hat on her head and all it heard was an echo.
Yo’ momma so fat she splinched herself...
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Your mum is so fat her boggart is a gym...
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MAKE YOUR OWN WOMAN
you will need: left/ right hand toaster dishwasher.
What i did to your mums vigina.
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I MISS MY FRIENDS !
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July 2011
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@ captaincrissma, Hi...
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