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Yo’ momma at Hogwarts

trashfrenzy:

  • Yo’ momma so fat the Sorting Hat put her in all four houses.
  •  Yo’ momma so ugly the Dementor’s Kiss was swapped out for a hearty handshake and a promise to give her a call sometime.
  •  Yo’ momma so fat she joined the Death Eaters ’cause she was hungry.
  •  Yo’ momma so dumb they put the Sorting Hat on her head and all it heard was an echo.     
  •  Yo’ momma so fat she splinched herself and nobody noticed.
Reblogged 9 months ago from vomit-butterfly
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